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we sea this word and like it

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Wordnik Word of the Day for May 16, 2014

 

spoondrift

 

Nautical, a showery sprinkling of sea-water or fine spray swept from the tops of the waves by the violence of the wind in a tempest, and driven along before it, covering the surface of the sea; scud.

 

Spoondrift is the kind of thing you'd see at a tempestuous sea, as featured in BAD MAGIC. Look out!

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theres a lot of buzz around zizz word

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Wordnik Word of the Day for May 15, 2014

zizz

 

A nap.

A buzzing or whizzing sound.

 

To combine both definitions, the zizz of bees could wake you from your zizz.

And if you like bees and naps, stay tuned for BAD MAGIC.

Some very exciting news.
 
The UK's leading children’s literacy charity, The National Literacy Trust, runs several fantastic campaigns and programmes to encourage children to read for pleasure.
 
Premier League Reading Stars is one of these programmes. Run in conjunction with the Premier League, it targets schools and libraries - often in more deprived areas – giving them access to special reading materials and content which aims to get children reading.
 
As part of the campaign many footballers (or soccer players as they are called in the states!) have taken part in an online challenge. They are recorded reading from selected titles then children must answer questions about the clip.
 
I’m very pleased to show you the below video of John O’Shea from Sunderland FC reading from The Name of this Book is Secret:
 
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 http://www.literacytrust.org.uk/plrs_2014/sunderland/legendary
 
Thanks, @Literacy_Trust.
 
 
 

Alarming message

Posted by on in Email of the day

We recently received this alarming missive:


Hello, Mr. Bosch.
    I just sent a letter to the M.S.
    What's that? You think that I'm being incredibly careless and idiotic?
    Very well, call an ally that. You'll regret it when that baseball doesn't miss and I have to take the bullet for you.
     I know the Secret.
     Partly.
     And I'm waiting for the next to come.
      Mr. Bosch, I know that September is not too long away (IT IS WHEN YOU'RE WAITING FOR A ESPECIALLY GOOD BOOK TO COME OUT), I felt I must have contacted you and tell you that I will give up my chocolate for just another look at what's gonna happen to Cass, Max-Ernest, and Yo-Yoji.
     As well as telling you that the Midnight Sun--
     THEY'VE FOUND ME! THEY'RE COMING AFTER YOU!
     I'm running right now, Mr. Bosch. Save yourself while you can! They know I'm contacting you!

     Now I'm in a crate. Hiding. I hope I don't get sent to a casino in Las Vegas.
       I need to tell you-- I was the one who took your Ultimate Chocolate Bar Recipe and I'm REALLY sorry! I also would like you to have the rest of my chocolate supply. DON'T LET MY BROTHER HAVE ANY.
        Mr. Bosch, please tell me you will reply… I have no other forms of entertainment in this crate, and my Wi-Fi is running out of ti--

 

END COMMUNICATION!

And it was mysteriously (and accurately) signed: The Chess-loving Most Maddening Fan.

We're not at all certain why they would write to the Midnight Sun! We hope others learn from this lesson.

As for the book coming in September ... Wherever did you hear such BAD MAGIC?

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escapadism

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escapade Pronunciation\ESS-kuh-payd\ DEFINITION noun : a usually adventurous action that runs counter to approved or conventional conduct Fear not, Secret readers. More escapades coming soon.

moomin cafe - where you're never alone

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The Moomin cafe - based on the characters from the Moomin books - a favorite series with Team Bosch. Who wouldn't love these eccentric little animals.

And they're so kind! They won't let you be lonely.

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“Guests to Moominhouse are welcomed by the Moomin family ... the oddly-named characters Sniff and Stinky are also available to share your table with.”

Secret Impostor visit to Pilgrim School

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Renee Montgomery at larchmontbuzz.com is our spy on the ground letting us know all about this Impostor appearance. Renee, we salute your dangerous reporting.

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The Impostor has gone rogue!

logogriph

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Wordnik Word of the Day for April 24, 2014

 

logogriph

 

A riddle; specifically, a riddle formed by the arbitrary or confused mingling of parts or elements, which have to be recombined in proper order for the answer.

This word comes from the Greek 'logos,' word, plus 'griphos,' fishing basket, riddle.

WE ARE REVEALING THE COVER OF THE NEW BOOK HERE!

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A VERY BAD COVER… FOR BAD MAGIC (COMING SEPT 16)

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Cover and glorious illustrations by Gilbert Ford.

 

Sometimes it works best to hide in plain sight. Happy April Fool's Day!
See you in September!

we discovered this great word

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Wordnik Word of the Day for April 01, 2014

 

mare's-nest

 

A supposed discovery which turns out to be a hoax; something grossly absurd.

A confused multitude of things.

To discover mare's nests; make absurd discoveries; imagine that one has made an important discovery which is really no discovery at all, or is a hoax.

 

Happy April Fool's Day!

 

exotic outpost-office

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Wordnik Word of the Day for March 21, 2014

 

nixie

 

A piece of mail matter which cannot be delivered, either because no post office exists at the place to which is it addressed, or because there is no place of the name mentioned in the designated State, Territory, or the like.

 

Team Bosch likes to put its secret lair in places where mail can't reach us - that's why it sometimes takes so long to respond to letters.

a word about ... words

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The Word of the Day for March 19 is:

orthography   \or-THAH-gruh-fee\   noun
1 a : the art of writing words with the proper letters according to standard usage

"It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word!" That quote, ascribed to Andrew Jackson, might have been the motto of early English spelling. The concept of orthography (a term that derives from the Greek words "orthos," meaning "right or true," and "graphein," meaning "to write") was not something that really concerned people until the introduction of the printing press in England in the second half of the 15th century. From then on, English spelling became progressively more uniform and has remained fairly stable since the 1755 publication of Samuel Johnson's Dictionary of the English Language (with the notable exception of certain spelling reforms, such as changing "musick" to "music," that were championed by Noah Webster).

 

So we have Samuel Johnson to thank for the rigid way that spelling tests are graded!

No wonder maverick speller Andrew Jackson made it on to the $20 bill.

 

DON'T LOOK AT THIS WORD

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The Word of the Day for March 18 is:

verboten   \ver-BOH-tun\   adjective
: forbidden; especially : prohibited by dictate

"Verboten," which first appeared in English in 1916, is used to describe things that are forbidden according to a law or a highly regarded authority.

 

Wow - what a strong word. Luckily we are allowed to share it with you.

How to say secret in Indonesian

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Agent LO sends us these pictures of thsee Indonesian versions of some secret books.

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Thanks Agent LO. As our agent in the field we rely on you to send us images of these dangerous books as they spread throughout the globe. Thanks!

well hello sir

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Agent C shows us this sighting:

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What a smart look! Thanks for staying secret.

a 12 course meal in a can

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This is an assault on the senses. This gnarly creation - The All in One meal.

The All in One meal stems from researching gimmicks employed by corporations to get you to buy their product. Tactics such as ‘All in One’.

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#2 whale fact you did not know

Posted by on in sciencey stuff

discovery.com brings us this:

Whale waste is rich in iron so it stimulates the growth of phytoplankton, which then serve as carbon traps that remove some 400,000 estimated tons of carbon from the atmosphere each year.

Since carbon has been linked to greenhouse gases, sperm whales likely reduce global warming.

Sperm whale waste isn't much to look at -- a diarrhea-like substance with a few squid beaks floating around -- but new research has found it removes carbon from the atmosphere, helping to offset greenhouse gases that have been tied to global warming.

 

There you go! That diarrhea-like substance with squid beaks ... it helps the environment. So leave it there! Don't try to bring it home.

cats eye view

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Over on wired.com Nadia Drake tells us how cats see the world. catimage1

Cats' color vision is less vibrant than humans', a result of different densities of photoreceptors in their retinas.

Scientists used to think cats were dichromats — able to only see two colors — but they’re not, exactly. While feline photoreceptors are most sensitive to wavelengths in the blue-violet and greenish-yellow ranges, it appears they might be able to see a little bit of green as well. In other words, cats are mostly red-green color blind, as are many of us, with a little bit of green creeping in.

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Cats see much better in dim light. Night vision!

Instead of the color-resolving, detail-loving cone cells that populate the center of human retinas, cats (and dogs) have many more rod cells, which excel in dim light and are responsible for night-vision capability. The rod cells also refresh more quickly, which lets cats pick up very rapid movements.

Why dark chocolate is good for your heart

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featured research from sciencedaily.com:

Source: Federation of American Societies for Experimental Biology

It might seem too good to be true, but dark chocolate is good for you and scientists now know why. Dark chocolate helps restore flexibility to arteries while also preventing white blood cells from sticking to the walls of blood vessels. Both arterial stiffness and white blood cell adhesion are known factors that play a significant role in atherosclerosis.

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"The effect that dark chocolate has on our bodies is encouraging not only because it allows us to indulge with less guilt, but also because it could lead the way to therapies that do the same thing as dark chocolate but with better and more consistent results," said Gerald Weissmann, M.D., Editor-in-Chief of The FASEB Journal. "Until the 'dark chocolate drug' is developed, however, we'll just have to make do with what nature has given us!"

i hear a word of the day

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Wordnik Word of the Day for February 25, 2014

 

bourdon

 

The drone of a bagpipe, or a monotonous and repetitious ground-melody.

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