Pseudonymous Bosch is the anonymous pseudonymous author of the Secret Series. Not much is known about him other than that he has a passionate love of chocolate and cheese and an equally passionate hatred of mayonnaise. Rumors of Boschian sightings are just as frequent and about as reliable as reports of alien abductions. If you ever meet anyone claiming to be Pseudonymous himself he is almost certainly an impostor. The real Pseudonymous is said currently to be hiding in a cave in a remote jungle (although there are contrary reports that he is somewhere in Greenland).
chocolate, cheese, chess
PB's TRUE IDENTITY?
There have been many bizarre theories, tall stories, and baseless accusations over the years about the true identity of Pseudonymous Bosch. Most recently, PB has been identified as an obscure and apparently not very accomplished writer named Raphael Simon. We're not sure how this rumor got started, but from what we can ascertain Mr. Simon seems like a harmless enough fellow. He lives with his husband and twin daughters in California, and when contacted denied ever taking credit for Bosch's books. Although for the record, he was eating a bar of chocolate at the time and it's possible his words were misunderstood.